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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“I’m more desperate for you than Mycroft is for tea on a train.” Inspired by a tweet from Mark Gatiss.
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“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”
“I’d let you catch me in a compromising position… and I’m not talking about being on the treadmill.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“You make me more out of breath than Mycroft on a treadmill.”
“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste of me.”
“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of Les Mis with my parents.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted to be a pirate.”
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would never go on a diet if I had to give up something as sweet as you.â€
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s loss would.â€
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s fridge.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
mutsunn: “We live together, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants.I wouldn’t hold out too much hope.”
mycroft: when people call your otp a brotp
mycroft: do you ever think about all the people who you might have fallen in love with if only you’d taken a different way home or stood a little longer in the bread aisle at the supermarket? all the people who might have been an integral part of your
mycroft-queenofcake: ifaceitlikeagod: ladywinterborn: Guys.. GUYS! Can we stop for a moment and think about this single gif?Loki’s delayed reaction then playing along and turning his head as if Jane’s blow actually affected him?This is a god, being
mycroftly: [CRASHES THROUGH YOUR DOOR] HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE TO TALK ABOUT DRUNK SHERLOCK AND JOHN
mycroft-queenofcake: emissarydeatons: whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
mycroft: romney cares about 100% of americans. oh except for the gays. and the single parents. and the people on welfare. and the students. and hispanics. and women.
mycroft: if i cared about school half as much as i care about my OTP i’d have two fucking doctorates by now.
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